Love your crappy job

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LOVE YOUR JOB...WHATEVER IT TAKES....BECAUSE....

When  you have an


'I  Hate My Job  day' 


[Even  if you're retired, you sometimes have those  days] 

Try  this out: 

Stop  at your  pharmacy and go to the thermometer section  and purchase
a rectal thermometer  made
 by Johnson & Johnson. 

Be very sure  you get this brand. 

When you get home, lock your  doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the  phone so you will not be disturbed. 

Change  into very comfortable clothing and sit in  your favorite chair. Open the package and remove  the thermometer. 

Now, carefully place it on a table or a  surface so that it will not become chipped or  broken. 


Take out the  literature from the box and read it carefully. 

You will notice that in small print there is a
statement:
 

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &  Johnson is personally tested  and  then sanitized." 


Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five  times,' I am so glad I do not work in
the  thermometer quality control department at
 Johnson & Johnson..' 


HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS  SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A  PAIN IN THE ASS THAN  YOURS!


Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and  laughter in your heart.... 

Maybe you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson! 

Enjoy  life now - It has an expiry date!

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